carson//28//bi//gemini//portland
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: rapnshit)
@singapurring@ porn blogs who keep following me
(Source: riotrubyriot)
Mood:
S C R E A M I N G
the rain: makes that soft rain sound
me immediately:
people: omg how are you single????
me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything
me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!
(Source: doublesslightpeppa)
What I say: “I’m touch-starved.”
What you think I mean: “I need a hug.”
What I truly mean: “I need someone to platonically lie across me with their full weight, crushing my body and providing deep pressure until my errant soul is reabsorbed into my flesh. Also, a hug would be nice.”
I’ve had to explain this to people who think it’s weird, but when I add, “You know… like cats…” they seem to understand.
how did we all collectively overlook lil wayne wearing this
Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”
👀👀 not gonna name names but SOME of u are sweet and kind and deserve the world and i am rooting for u
Oh this made me laugh
